The future is now… coming January 1st, 2014.
Sup fools! My latest ebook has been published by Cyclist endanger motorists™ press!! So psyched for this one you have no idea. The ebook cover designer (Hans Stramnagle) put an “E” on the ebook cover so you know it’s not a real book but an ebook (electronic). You can download that shit by clicking the cover.
This is the music video for my cover of Ashlee Simpson’s “Pieces of Me,” featuring my dog and a floating newspaper. It is available in various audio-only formats via my 15th album, The Disintegration of Values in Outerspace.
My Career, 2013
Reminder: my career is in the toilet. And the toilet is on fire.
Hardcore rebrand by Vernon Howl. Venture coming 2014. Looking for idea men? Wanna do a DED Talk? Get at me. Womyn too.
#I’ve been thinking a lot lately abt #identity & I must say that I am truly caught btwn denying the #self entirety & becoming a #satan-ist. 😳
I don’t like Snapchat b/c I literally have NO friends IRL or otherwise. Also I am fearful of strangers and living in general TBQH.